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The underlying issue of the Mosque is American tolerance. This is easily demonstrated thusly ...
- Rename the street Tolerance Avenue
- Advocate the building of a gay social club on one side of the mosque.
- Further, move the New York Gay Pride Parade to travel down Tolerance Avenue during the month of Ramadan.
- On the other side of the mosque advocate the building of a Jewish Synagogue.
- Across the street advocate the building of a Christian Church, Buddhist Temple, and other cultural centers of worship.
- And don't forget the abortion clinic.
In this manner American tolerance can never again be questioned, and the brotherhood of man may celebrate their diversity together, on the same street, under the gaze of a universal, loving God who smiles down on all his children.
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